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eh, i guess. it could be worse. i've been to the real hell, this doesn't have shit on that place

Of course you'd just randomly drop that real hell exists.

Who else but Dean Winchester???

That's not freaky at all.

Sorry, though.
I mean, that sounds awful.
I wish I could invite you to my Break Things Room up here.

touché a break things room sounds exactly like what i need right now i could probably find something here. kinda lawless, i dont think anyone would care

That's true, huh?

I mean, it's supposed to be 'hell', so laws seem out of place.

I guess that means people down there are always getting into trouble.

yeah. seems to be the case. I've stayed out of it, somehow. probably because i said fuck the orbs and just drank everything in sight

Has anyone told you you're a shining beacon of a role-model for the kids?

Oh, all the time. I'm a real Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

Maybe if that neighbor makes good burgers.

Know a guy?

[gotta tease the weird uncle]

I might know a guy who knows a thing or two. Maybe.

Oh, good! Someone to give you burger-making lessons. Yours are a little on the soggy side.

[She's teasing! Your burgers are groovy as heck.

But c'mon, it's required to poke fun at her elders.]

okay, now that's just cruel, ziggy. breakin my heart

It's a skill I'm honing.
... Seriously, though, I'm okay.

You?

Good. That's good. I'm good. Place kinda sucks, but I'm alright.

Alright as in 'not physically dying' or alright as in actually mentally sound? Because those are two different kinds of alright.

But I guess a hunter-type like you handles it like a pro.

I don't know if I've ever been mentally sound, that might be stretching it a bit

But I'm alive and not having a meltdown currently so I'm gonna take that as a win

Hey, no meltdowns are a win for sure.

It's kind of weird, being alive in a place where there's dead people.
But I guess I kind of fit in.

yeah, I...guess I kinda do too. Weird, right?

High-five to two idiots who belong in the afterlife?

This heaven place blows, though. It's got a few good things, but there are so many annoying idiots who clearly don't belong here.

I keep hearing that. You'd think heaven would be awesome. there's people here that don't belong, too. Someone said the afterlife is just late stage capitalism and i gotta agree.

I'm no scholar, but that sounds about right.

So what is our crew going to do about it, you think? This crew has a hard time staying out of everyone's business, so I'm guessing we're gonna end up scrambling their whole system.

Yeah, I dunno. I was thinking the same. Everywhere we go, we fuck shit up irreparably, so your guess is as good as mine.

If it makes you feel any better, it seems like most places we go are already fucked up.

I'm not sure how much better that actually makes me feel, but I guess it's some consolation.

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