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Still around.

Still kind of shocked I'm here of all places, but I guess it's probably more random than that.

This library I found is insane.

Have you seen the type of people in here? Definitely an open door policy. [ fuck the people buying their way in tbqh. ]
Now it's up to us to redistribute the goods, starting with the books.
Anything catch your eye?

You mean how half the people here seem like they fucking suck?

[Yep, she noticed the type.]

I found a ton of good horror books... and some good adventure books. For, you know, people who would prefer to have a lot less horror in their lives.

[ got it in one 🥲 ]

That's an option?? Well, shit, why didn't anyone tell me?
Find me something. Horror, no horror, I'm down with whatever.
Doesn't even have to be good as long as it's so bad I can make fun of it.

Well
They've got this fantasy book series about a guy with the head of a hawk called Journey Through the Heartland?
Or I guess there are a bunch of people in the books who are cursed with animal heads.
They travel the countryside fighting the evil that had cursed them so other people aren't cursed, too. The longer they have the animal heads, the more they turn into that animal and act like them and lose their memories and humanity.

It's super weird but interesting.
It's just too bad I don't do drugs, I'd probably be really invested.

Stay up for 24hrs, then try to read it. Same effect as drugs, and none of the life-altering consequences.
I can poke you awake if need be.

You're talking to a champion at staying up, that shouldn't be a problem.

But wait, DO we need to sleep here?
If it's some kind of perfect heavenly afterlife, is sleep mandatory to feel normal?

Considering we’re not actually dead at the moment, I’m gonna go with sleep is still mandatory. But if my best friend taught me anything it’s that hypotheses have to tested.

How’s this: stay up at the library, check out all the books, then see if we’re about to keel over come morning.

Really? Miss Drummer can sit still long enough to read books?

[Excuse her as she teases you, buddy my pal.]

[ the youth of yesteryear have no respect 😒 ]

What do you think drumming is? Of course, I can sit still.

I tap the beat with my feet.

Is that what the definition of sitting still is now?
Well, maybe we can find a book about a book-reading drummer in outer space.

And hey, you ever see this movie 'Grease'?
I haven't had a chance to see it in movies yet, but I bet I could find it here.
Everyone seems to love it.

Sure, it's a classic. Parts of it didn't age well, [ immediately starting with kenickie, you know what you said ] but the music's catchy.
What other movies do you want to see? If we find them, we can make it a movie marathon.

I'm guessing a LOT of things from my time didn't age well, so that's not a big shocker.
I wish I could tell you what other movies I want to see, but they're all from the future and I have no clue what came out in the future. You see my predicament.

Lucky for you, I am from the future, and know the classics.

[ starting with ferris bueller's day off and 10 things hate about you. ]

Teach me, O' Noble Futurewoman.

I would like to see some flying cars and robot maids with Brooklyn accents, too.

I can get you your flying cars, but best I can do is a Mexican bending robot living in New New York.

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yes this is a fictional series made for giva, whadda want from me

the actual series, I want to read it

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